[pann] One trainee’s sad poop-hand chaos….

June 26, 2017

[+687, -23]

is the one who’s slowly losing his name… Produce 101’s wartortle lookalike!!
Pledis Kim Jonghyun

It was 1st of June…. The day Kim Jonghyun personally went to see his birthday screen ad

The fans who were having a shower of tears after being touched by Jonghyun’s letter, noticed an alien creature in the top right hand corner…

….? ?? Some legendary animal that walks on four legs

The fans who were under confusion about whether it was a dog or something else,
came to the conclusion that he must’ve drawn a wartortle
since his greeting of “it’s wartortle!” just by drawing the shape of ears and two canines,
but….

? Why is it walking on four legs

I’m sorry to say this to Jonghyun but….
It’s sorta,.. like a wartortle who turned into a demon after suffering through hell fire…..ㅜㅠ

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Afterwards Kim Jonghyun received never ending requests for an explanation…..
Explain, Kim Jonghyun. Why is it walking on all fours. Why doesn’t its eyes have a focus. Explain, Kim Jonghyun.

How strange must the drawing have been to have an article about it posted….

Gnarled……….Unknown creature…A dog on fire….

The reporter didn’t even know those were ears and called them lumpsㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Please refrain from your fact violence sobs sobs this person is Picasso and Van Gogh to me

However….
This wasn’t wartortle’s first drawing atrocity

In the letter distributed at Sangam, there was some metaphysical drawing too

What is this……It’s scary……..
Those ears can’t be imitating wartortle right? Please, it can’t beㅎㅎㅎ

Following this, the reactions of people who tried to accept it somehow:

1. By effort-type

Desperately trying to help him, saying doing this makes it somewhat look like wartortle

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The fans’ bloody hard work to make it seem even a little more like wartortleㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠI’m crying

2. Using their mentality to win-type

If Jonghyunnie says it’s a wartortle, it’s a wartortle yup yup
Saying it’s wartortle in every respect and infinitely making combination pictures

Yea- noㅎ

3. Embrace-type

Saying gets cuter if you keep looking, giving it the nickname dog-tortle, wartor-dog
soon even the birth of the dogtortle doll

ㅎㅎㅎIt’s kinda cute?ㅎㅎㅎ(Loss of objectivity)

After the chaos of this shocking and horrific dogtortle…

But…Did you guys know?

Kim Jonghyun’s childhood dream was to be a manhwa artist

Thank goodness he changed courseㅎㅎ
It’s okay even if you’re a poop-hand, you’re cute…..Hahat

Jonghyun-ah let’s only walk the path of a singer♡

The ending is cool/refreshing boss wartortle

If you read this whole post

Even if he can’t draw, he’s good at his face
Please pick Pledis Kim Jonghyun, love love

Comments

[+134, -4] The last gif is fkn good looking…. It’s even prettier because it’s shot not by the camera director but by big Woojin♥
[+115, -2] Kim Jonghyun, debut
[+108, -2] Most refreshing in the world…
[+40, -2] Our kid says it’s a wartortle, why are you all like this?????????
[+21, -1] Kim Jonghyun is cute, handsome, sexy, a never-before-seen living thing….♡ Bugi let’s only walk on the debut path
[+20, -1] Good things must be seen all together